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My vote is Ford Escape:
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VW Tiguan or Range Rover Evoque.
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What’s inside?
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A C-class
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Not sure if this is what you’re looking for (is it an Oppo crime to call a FiST #basic?), but here’s the last car I had a Pumpkin Spice Latte in:
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Good call on the Evoque, didn’t think of that.
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Scion TC.
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Lexus RS350
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Late-model Lexus RX Hybrid.
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VW Jetta
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Mini Cooper vert.
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Anything you don’t have to carry tools/fluids/spare parts around in. Accept no substitute.
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As a former Barista, I would have to say either Mini Coopers, Fiat 500s, Land Rover Ranger Rovers, and Jeep Wranglers.
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The first thing that came to mind was the Jetta. People think they have a fancy German car, but all they really have is a German econobox.
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The MK4 Jetta was the Official Hot Girl Car Of 2000-2005. After that they all upgraded to an Audi A4 and then a Q5.
The MK5 Jetta and newer is now most often seen on “We Finance Anyone!” used car lots.
This is fact.
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Jeep Liberty.
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Fiat 500, but not an Abarth.
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Fiat 500s. I see them all the time around SoCal. White girls love them 500s man.
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In my area, it’s automatic JK Wrangler Sports or Chevrolet Equinox’s with monograms on them. Oddly, my mother has a Chevrolet Equinox with a monogram on it.
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That’s more of a roofie-colada...
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I second the Wrangler.
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Both proclaim what’s inside is delicious, while what’s inside is uncertain to the public and probably very bad you.
http://foodbabe.com/2014/08/25/sta…
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Fiat 500 for sure.
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Just go look in the Trader Joe’s parking lot and you’ll find your answer.
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Fiat 500 or Jeep Wrangler
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Upper class basic: Rover of some sort
Middle class basic: Jetta, no competition
Lower class basic: 200
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There is a starbucks immediately right after a left turn I make every morning. While waiting in the left turn lane, I play a game where I guess if they are turning into the Starbucks or not. By now, I am something like 70% certain if its a CUV of any kind, 50% sure if its a sedan. I’m 95% sure if its a female driver, and equally as sure if the color of the car is white, regardless of the make, model, or gender. If its silver or black, I’m about 75% sure, regardless of the model. If it is a white, female driven, newer than 5 year-old camry, CUV, or Lexus IS250, there is no question.
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ST drivers are the basic bitches of the car world.
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Shots fired!
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I fully recognize the gravity of what I’ve done, and I’m halfway to Canada by now.
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Pick up some Timmy’s on your way, and don’t forget to rrroll up the rim this time of year!
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I’m just going for the maple syrup.
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I really just picture the Crosstrek as that
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White over tan E90 328Xi